A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: Bro, you still got my Nikes? Boy 2: Ye, sorry. I got em dirty. Boy 1: Please clean them, we have school tomorrow.
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
(like if u understand)
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked and I need help on who did 9/11?
One day little Jonnys is in class it is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid stand up." lIttle Jonny stood up. The teacher asked him why do you think you're stupid. Little Jonny said I don't think I am stupid. Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone.
why was the kids report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level
whats braver than coming out gay ? taking a shit in a elementary school bathroom with those 2 kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class, now i kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
So a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half of then the man says wow school supplies are low the week
why did the cheetah go to school to be a cheetah.
Little Johnny is in class one day and little Timmy starts laughing. The teacher says what's so funny? He said I can see your bra strap. The teacher says don't come back to class for a week, so he get up and walked out. A few minutes later little Billy starts laughing, and she ask what's funny now? Little Billy said I can see both of your bra straps. The teacher says get out of my class room for a month. So little Billy got pissed he walked out and slammed the door, this scared the teacher and she dropped the chalk. She picked it up then she stood back up and she sees little Johnny walking out of the classroom. She asked where do you think your going? He said well teach after what I saw I'm done with school for a lifetime.
When a woman decides to abort it is called a decision but when I run my truck into a playground of kids it is called murder
I wrote down a speech at home yesterday. When I got to school I was speechless.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the libraryin told him to be quit? Pulled out a silencer.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team? A school shooter
What do you call a white kid at the back of class? A school shooter
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? A high school pill party.
what did the science textbook say to the math textbook you've got a lot of problems
Anyone else think high school musical would of been a better film with a school shooter
What do you get when you have a class of kids, and a speeding car? A 24 killstreak
I Asked The Emo At My School If He Got Jealous When His Phone Died
