School Shootings Jokes

What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?

A Sandy Hooker

*School shooting happens*

Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*

American student: "First time?"

"yeah you?

American student: hahaha. no, not my first time

A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with "what do you mean I already did it" then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said "Aww it pays to be lazy!"

Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting. Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.

Two boys are talking on the bus Boy 1: I feel like i'm forgetting something. Boy 2: hey did you hear about that school shooting last week? Boy 1: oh that's right

What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?

A school shooting.

Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.

somebody called the cops for a school shooting, what a snitch

*School shooting : Happens* Foreign Exchange Student: *Starts sobbing under desk* American Student: "First time?"

Man 1: Hey I heard you survived a school shooting, what was it like? Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere, I was only able to get a few of them.

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if you shoot at a school of fish?

COULD YOU CALL IT A SCHOOL SHOOTING?????

Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity then the SantaFe school shooting?

Cause Royal Weddings dont happen every week.

What has more brains than a student in a school shooting, the wall behind them

i went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when i saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range, i dont know who snitched...