School shootings jokes

When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”

I never get school shooting jokes.

Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.

Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?

Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.

After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.

Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.

Two boys are talking on the bus.

Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.

Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?

Boy 1: Oh, that's right.

What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?

Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?

What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?

A school shooting.

When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.

What are American schools?

Shooting ranges.

Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.

Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.

Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.

The USA has school shootings. We Canadians have bus beheadings.

What are the best shooting ranges in America?

Schools.

What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.

I'm in school shooting. #USA

Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?

Because they are aimed at a younger audience.