School shootings jokes
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?
A school shooting.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat. He is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with, "What do you mean? I already did it." Then the police ran back to the school to apprehend the other people he was planning it with. The cops busted in through the doors, which caused a smoke trap to go off, which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear, the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles, 4 per pole. Back at the station, holding the kid being apprehended, the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said, "Aww, it pays to be lazy!"
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃