School shootings jokes

If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?

Why are school shooting jokes so funny?

Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!

As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.

Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.

Students: Hiding under desk.

Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!

In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.

One of the students reported a school shooting.

That fucking snitch...

You call it a school shooting.

I call it an unfair shootout.

Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.

What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?

Target practice.

I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised to see that the news reported a school shooting there. I still don't know who snitched...

What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?

Bullets.

Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃

When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

What do Americans call high school?

Shooting range.

What are American schools?

Shooting ranges.

So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.

What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?

A school shooting.

I'm in school shooting. #USA

School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.

The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.