School shootings jokes

If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?

Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?

A: Because they're intended for a young audience.

Why are school shooting jokes so funny?

Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!

As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.

Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.

Students: Hiding under desk.

Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!

In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.

One of the students reported a school shooting.

That fucking snitch...

What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?

Target practice.

Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.

You call it a school shooting.

I call it an unfair shootout.

I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised to see that the news reported a school shooting there. I still don't know who snitched...

What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?

Bullets.

Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃

What are American schools?

Shooting ranges.

What do Americans call high school?

Shooting range.

So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.

What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?

A school shooting.

I'm in school shooting. #USA

The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.

School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.