Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
School Shootings Jokes
As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.
Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
One of the students reported a school shooting.
That fucking snitch...
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised to see that the news reported a school shooting there. I still don't know who snitched...
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.
I'm in school shooting. #USA
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
