School shootings jokes

What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast? A Sandy Hooker

What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?

A school shooting.

Somebody called the cops for a school shooting, what a snitch!

*School shooting happens.*

Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*

American student: "First time?"

Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"

American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."

Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"

I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...

Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.

When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?

School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.

*School shooting happens* Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk* American student: "First time?"

Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃

You call it a school shooting.

I call it an unfair shootout.

What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.

Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.

Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?

'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.

What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?

654-721-8940

(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)

What do Americans call high school?

Shooting range.

How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar? They never get old.

What are the best shooting ranges in America?

Schools.