School Shootings Jokes

Shooting

Why are school shooting jokes so funny?

Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!

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  • Shooting

    As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.

    Shooting

    Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.

    Students: Hiding under desk.

    Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!

    Shooting

    Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.

    Shooting Range

    I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised to see that the news reported a school shooting there. I still don't know who snitched...

    Shooting

    Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃

    School shooting

    So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.

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  • School shooting

    What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.

    Abortion

    Pro lifers: End abortion!!!

    Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.