What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
School Shootings Jokes
*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?
They never get old.
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what's so sad?" and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's heads before they died?" I replied "probably a bullet". She gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent's heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
Today, my mom gave me a lecture on how to stay safe during school shootings. When my brother walked past, my mom asked me a question: "What do you think of going through kids' heads during a school shooting?" That's when my brother came back downstairs and said to me and my mom, "Bullets." We don't talk about this anymore.
My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, "What is a tragedy?"
One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, "If my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies, "That would be an accident, not a tragedy."
A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, "If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies once again with: "That would be a great loss, not a tragedy." All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says, "If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!"
"Yes!" Says Bill Clinton "How do you know?" Matthew says happily, "It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!"
So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.
School shooting happens:
Foreign exchange student: Sobbing under desk.
American student: “First time?”
The student from Irak with an AK47: "RAtatata..."
I never get school shooting jokes.
Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.
Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.