School shootings jokes
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.
Today, my mom gave me a lecture on how to stay safe during school shootings. When my brother walked past, my mom asked me a question: "What do you think of going through kids' heads during a school shooting?" That's when my brother came back downstairs and said to me and my mom, "Bullets." We don't talk about this anymore.
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Two boys are talking on the bus.
Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?
Boy 1: Oh, that's right.
I never get school shooting jokes.
Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
I'm in school shooting. #USA
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.