School shootings jokes

If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"

My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.

Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?

POV there’s a school shooting.

American: First time, European?

European: Yeah, you American?

American: No, not my first time.

Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.

I'm in school shooting. #USA

Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?

A: Because they're intended for a young audience.

So I was at a class at school, and then boom, explosion. Lots of dead.

I shoot at the people too, haha, goodbye class. Scary.

Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?

That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.

I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what's so sad?" and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's heads before they died?" I replied "probably a bullet". She gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent's heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."

Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?

Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.

What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?

A school shooting.

When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.

I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."

I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.

I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.

What's black, white, and red all over?

Lossvagus school shooting.

Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.

I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.

Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.