What’s yellow and can’t swim??
A school bus with elementary kids.
School Bus Jokes
What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
What is yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus 🚌. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: 😑 How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" 🙃 So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
What's yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children.
