What’s long yellow and doesn’t float
A school bus filled with children
What do you call a school bus driver that can not walk.? A silly 😝 school bus driver
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus 🚌
What do you call a school bus that you can not drive? A friend
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster
What brings kids to school everyday? A school bus 🚌
What's yellow and cant swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
My daughter came home from school later then usual I was panicking then at 5:30pm she arrived not walking but in a bus 🚌 I asked where the hell did this bus come from! She said the garage in the alleyway mama I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons you like her she is called belle bus. My face was just:😑 how did u get the bus here she reply’s with a whisper I drove her through five gardens a house and two police cars! 🙃 so that explains why you have handcuffs on “yeah!”
Me:whats yellow and cant swim?
My sister: What??
Me:a school bus filled with kids
What is yellow and can’t fly? A school bus
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
whats yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children
What yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
Schools buses usually don't have screaming and crying children
