What’s long yellow and doesn’t float
A school bus filled with children
What do you call a school bus driver that can not walk.? A silly 😝 school bus driver
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus 🚌
What do you call a school bus that you can not drive? A friend
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster
What brings kids to school everyday? A school bus 🚌
What's yellow and cant swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
My daughter came home from school later then usual I was panicking then at 5:30pm she arrived not walking but in a bus 🚌 I asked where the hell did this bus come from! She said the garage in the alleyway mama I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons you like her she is called belle bus. My face was just:😑 how did u get the bus here she reply’s with a whisper I drove her through five gardens a house and two police cars! 🙃 so that explains why you have handcuffs on “yeah!”
Me:whats yellow and cant swim?
My sister: What??
Me:a school bus filled with kids
What is yellow and can’t fly? A school bus
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
whats yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children
What yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
