What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
What do you call a school bus driver that can not walk.? A silly 😝 school bus driver
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus 🚌
What do you call a school bus that you can not drive? A friend
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
What's yellow and cant swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus 🚌. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: 😑 How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" 🙃 So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
What is yellow and can’t fly? A school bus
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
whats yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children
What yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
