School Bus jokes
What is yellow and does not float well?
A school bus.
Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature.
What’s yellow and can’t swim??
A school bus with elementary kids.
What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
What is yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus 🚌. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: 😑 How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" 🙃 So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.