School Bus

School Bus Jokes

Baby

What's yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of dead babies.

Dad

What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?

School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.

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  • School

    Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?

    Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.

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