School Bus jokes
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
What's yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.