Banker: I have the right to take your money! Me: Check my name Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: realizes Me:😈🖐️ gimme gimme
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A RHYME SCHEME that's all about the BENJAMINS
In a bowl of golden delight, I savored each bite so bright, The potato salad, oh so fine, Left me feeling oh so divine.
The diced potatoes, oh so neat, In a dressing so cool and sweet, With onions and eggs, a treat, My taste buds did dance and greet.
The mayonnaise, a creamy dream, With mustard's zesty scheme, Together they did blend so well, My senses did take a spell.
The herbs, a fragrant delight, Added flavor with their might, Parsley and dill, a perfect pair, In this salad beyond compare.
So here's to the potato salad, A culinary work of art, That left me full and satisfied, And in my heart, a special part.
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime? They were always using pyramid schemes!!
