Scare jokes

So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.

Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"

Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.

A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.

The little boy says, "I'm scared."

The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"

Why don't blind people skydive?

Because it scares their dogs too much!

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.

He scares the shit out of it.