Yo mama so ugly that the grinch fell out when he saw her
Yo mama so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her he died
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to go check my garage, it’s all good bc I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food
roses are red violets are blue when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo"
Ur so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye"
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling”!!!
in the hospital i saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep the icu was going beep beep beep i think thats why she cant sleep so I turned it of shes asleep forever now nighty night
Ur so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction (joke from the internet)
i thought i saw a cool sticker on my office window, then i realized it was getting bigger and bigger
One time I was at home alone with my dawgy and I was home alone with my dawgy, and, and I was eating peanut butter, and I thought since its oily, I could use it as a lotion, so I spread it all over my private part, and my dawgy came over and started licking the peanut butter up off my private part, and my private part, it got big and hard, and then peanut butter, but white came out of my wee wee, and my dawgy started looking up at me and whining. And then my daddy came home and saw what I was doing and shouted “What are you doing?” And then I said I was using peanut butter on my private part. Then he said, “Well let me have a taste.” And then he started doing what my dawgy was doing.
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off, I didn't know back to school sales were already starting
i saw two really tall guys i walked up and said "i didn't know we still have the twin towers"
i saw two blind men fighting at the mall I yelled he has a gun they both ran
I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.
I'm no an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology
You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
Well I saw a stripper and she was try out bread
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge they were wearing a Nike JUST DO IT shirt
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed but I remembered you were adopted...
