SAM jokes

A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend.

Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, "Oh no, the sharks will get him." All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, "The sharks are not even bothering him!" And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, "Professional Courtesy."

Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.

Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!

One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.

I will never forget my mother and father's last words.

"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"

- Mommy, I want a bicycle!

- Shut up, Sam! You've already got your wheelchair!