Sadness

Sadness Jokes

Shark

Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?

A: To find his dad.

This had me wheezing πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Like

Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-

Dementia

What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor πŸ’€.

Emo

What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.

Vet

It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.

He was a great vet.

Depression

I don't struggle with depression. Like at this point I got it down. I'm good at depression.

Emo

Why was the emo person dead inside?

Because I stole their insides.

Orphan

Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."

Student: "That’s sad."

Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"

Student: "Your parents."

Twin Towers

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

Orphan

Why did the orphan die?

He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.

Class

I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."

Duck

Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?

A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.

Orphan

Why did the orphan kill itself?

Because he's depressed about no family.

Insult

My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog πŸ•, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.

Crush

High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?

Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.

High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.

Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.

High school crush: Who is it?

Me: You.

Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)

Me: Fuck that.

Emo

Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.

Heart

Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld