Runaway jokes

What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?

Nothing, they both ran off.

Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.

My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"

Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?

Wait a minute! What am I talking about?

You're so ugly your hairline ran away!

I really wasn't planning on going for a run today, but damn, those cops came out of nowhere!

Run, bestie, run!

I wasn't planning on going on a run, but those cops showed up out of nowhere.

"Ya tryna run? Hop in the van."

Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.