Runaway jokes

What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?

Nothing, they both ran off.

My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"

Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?

Wait a minute! What am I talking about?

You're so ugly your hairline ran away!

Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.