One day, there are Friends having fun, hours later one of the friends Alice, wanted to leave and say *cya guys am just gonna hangin in the tree and have some fresh air* and they all agree hours go by and the group of friends are ready to go home but then seen a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.
What hit the ground first the feather or the depressed kid? The feather, the rope was stopping the kid
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
I did a bunjee jump for charity recently. It was called spastics on elastics
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cook out?
A jump rope!
Girl:Can we visit Grandma this weekend Mother: Sure five year old: Look mommy! Two People and they're wearing rope necklaces!
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?
The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
How can you save a depressed person from a tree? you cut the rope
I asked my girlfriend if he wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
director: hi. we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie. actor: really? what do I do? director: you will play the part of the cliff (holds up hanging rope)
when the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like indiana jones
So I am an emo dude so I sit in the back of the class and I talk to no one.But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me so I just ignored him.Then he got really pissed off and said “I’m gonna kill you”.I was like “Your gonna kill me just because I ignored you, is your ego that big, wow.”He left then the next day he brought his goons with him and said “now your dead” I ignored him again and he said “you will pay for this.”So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house then him and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died so I kept on walking.I had some rope traps set.This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emo’s.We have ropes everywhere.
what do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
showing them the ropes.
What's an emo person's least favorite game??? Cut The Rope.
suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry
I will never forget my Grandpa's last words, "What are you doing with that rope and saw"
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive..
Whats better than swinging a baby around on a rope??? Stopping it with a shovel.
Go commit neck rope
