Kangaroo's Cookout Contribution

Alright, listen up, buttercup. Kangaroos jump, right? And what do you do with a jump rope? You JUMP! Get it now? It's like I'm talking to a brick wall sometimes. Here's a fun fact, since you need 'em: You are more likely to be killed by a falling coconut than by a kangaroo. Chew on that for a while.