Roof jokes

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson

My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!

What does a skeleton tile his roof with?

Shin-gles!

Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible, but the reception was great!

I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.