Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.

Why is a moon 🌕 rock tastier than an earth 🌍 rock?

Because it’s a little meteor.

i tried to play with Rock but it was hard

What rock has four men that don’t sing?

One Direction

Look I didn’t hit rock bottom I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.

Apparently rock bottom has a basement… :\

Why is a moon rock tastier than a earth rock it’s a little meteor

Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?

Because it’s a little meteor.

what did the rock say to the flower?

rocks can’t talk -.-

gay

If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of…

what do you call a un-funny rock?

a normal rock

my wife found a rock and asked if it was exspenive and i said it leavarite she said is that exspensive and it told her leave it rite there

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What can a rock possibly say?

Answer: I’ll fuck ya mum rock hard

Rock-a-bye dummy in the tree top. When the wind blows the cradle will rock. When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall. Down will come dummy, Cradle and all

Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom I’m doin your mom. Yes yours! I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers. Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans. I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup? She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs. Five minutes later she agreed to get with me So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity. I was ridin your mom like she was Mario Kart. I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn’t start. She invited me in the house, and we started makin out again. How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000! Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it. She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it. Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young To be in the bed, butt-naked doin your mom. Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom

my dick is hard as a rock anyone wanna fuck

My marriage was on the rocks so I buried my wife under some.

I like my marriages like I like my whiskey. On the rocks

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