I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger than it hit the bottom o f the earth and "explosion"
rocks are used to much people take em for granite
Student: There is 505 rocks in a car, if 8 fall out how many are left Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left Student: Ok!! Student: How do you put a alligator in a closet Teacher: You can't it wont fit Student: No!! Student: Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door Teacher: Ohhh now i get it
Jesus is a rock music fan
Because he like 9in nails
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's Rock hard abs😉ðŸ¤ðŸ¤£
rocks rock and crack-
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because these jokes are not funny
Heres why the chicken crossed the road...
The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road.The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening, and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road, and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit was full of the chicken nonsense, and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.
The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal, and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.
The End (hope you enjoyed, i was bored so i made this shit...)
peoples music when friends are around : *rock*
when the are gone: "Come on vamonos, everybody let's go"
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
I came home from school One day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks so I did except I kicked him out him and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper. Because a huge rock is headed towards Earth, and paper covers rock.
Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"
Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."
Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."
Dad: "Exactly, son."
i tried to play with Rock but it was hard
What rock has four men that don't sing?
One Direction
Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.
Apparently rock bottom has a basement.... :\
Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
what did the rock say to the flower?
rocks can't talk -.-
If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of....
what do you call a un-funny rock?
a normal rock
