Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because skeletons aren't alive and can't move so it's impossible for him to cross the road
I saw a sign that said “Falling Rocks.” I tried it and it doesn’t.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?: She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff; they found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
what did the emo say before he crossed the road?
Fuck my life
why did the toad cross the road to show his girlfreind he had guts
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind yo f...ing buisnes like damn
the cat ran across the road when the car swerved it killed a bear that killed a dog that killed a squirrel that killed a nut, the cat survived it all, the cat killed the squirrel and the bear with the car... the cat still died why? It had a Catastrophic Catcident
Why did the zebra cross the road
They said I couldnt drive. now they know i cant cause they are all dead
Why did the turtle cross the road? We don't know yet OOF dislike plz I have no life XD All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie
When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,
Then the speed bump starts screaming.
why couldn't the chicken cross the road, why couldnt the pervert cross the road, cause his dick was in the chickens ass!
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
Q:There was two tampons walking down the road the other day guess what they said to each other
A:nothing cause they're both stuck up cunts
Why did I walk across the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why did the dog cross the road? It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Why did the octopus cross the road? To get to the other TIDE!!!🤣🐙🐙
my blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike he should have been paying attention
why did the chicken cross the road ?to help steven hawkings cross
