What's the point of hiding the screaming speed bump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming. B: Make it look like an actual speed bump. And C... You think it's hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach.
What is long, yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
Toilet paper cried across the road.
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by Gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph. His beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?
He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.
