Road Safety jokes
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.
The British: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"
My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*
Me: Yea-
My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*
Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
Americans be like: "Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road."
England be like: "Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road."
Russians after a car accident be like: "Here in Russia, road is road."
