Road Safety jokes
Americans be like: "Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road."
England be like: "Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road."
Russians after a car accident be like: "Here in Russia, road is road."
Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.
Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.
