Road Bump jokes

Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember, there are no speed bumps... I hit Bambi!

I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.

Wait, there aren't any road bumps.

O h s h i t.

What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?

A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.

Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

When you're going 80 km in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams.

I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm getting over it.