Road Bump jokes

What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?

A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.

I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.

Wait, there aren't any road bumps.

O h s h i t.

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.

When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.

I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.

The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!