Road Safety jokes

Why did the suicidal person cross the road?

To slow down traffic!

Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.

Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."

Americans be like: "Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road."

England be like: "Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road."

Russians after a car accident be like: "Here in Russia, road is road."

Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!