What was the last pizza order at the world trade center?
Two Large Plaines
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What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
Can I have a PIZZA that ass?
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?!
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza
Manager: THATS IT! IM KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE
Me: You can't kick me out
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough. They continued eating for a while. This is really good! the little girl exclaimed. What's this meat! The old lady replied with: well there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping.
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
what's the name of a cannibals favorite all you can eat buffet ? planned parenthood !
What’s a cannibals favourite takeaway shop
The orphanage
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
Where do keyboards go to have dinner? The space bar!!!
One day 2 Chinese with broken English go to America. When they arrive they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu they see "hot dog" but since there English is bad, they think its literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back there both surprised and one of them ask "What part of the dog did you get."
Why did the chicken go to KFC... to visit his family
Why is a waiter good at math?..... Because it he knows his TABLES .🤣🤣
why did the octopus cross the road?
cuz he was on the same side as a sushi resturant
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
A Grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.....The Bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you". The Grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic, You make 'em we bake 'em
A :This rice is very delicious! B :Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.
A It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic! B Thank you. A People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
hey modda, I'm hungry
