Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE
The twin towers are like crippled legs once they break they can’t be fixed
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
Why are most absent dads mechanics
They like to nut and bolt
Flex tape can fix a sawed in half boat. Then how the fuck can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? tell me.
Q. What do you use on your tuba when it breaks
A. A tuba-glue
what did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? Safe life repair, safe life replace!
I raped a disable child I think she's too far to repair now
I was writing my final exams, and i saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world, to my knowledge i chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG, i was shocked beyond repair, shame on you psg, im now a college dropout
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite. And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to the they get orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine." The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked "Now what?"
Throw a plate.. It’s broken right?.. Say “sorry” to it.. Did it fix back?.. No..that’s the Same thing you did to me:)
What is burned dark and glued to the wall? A bad electrician