Tuba jokes
What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."
Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"
Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"
Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"
Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
