Tuba jokes

What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.

Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?

A: Tuba-glue.

Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.

Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."

Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"

Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"

Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."

Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"

Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."

gay fish.

Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.