Religious jokes
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.
How do you make holy water?
You take normal water and boil the hell out of it.
Community talk
I love taking shots for religious reasons
I love being able to drink for “religious purposes” (Wine is yummy)
As the religious user on this site i shall now give u the verse of the day!
¨ I have chosen the way of truth; I have set my heart on your laws.¨ —Psalm 119:30