Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
Reflection Jokes
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Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.
I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Yo mama so ugly, her mirror broke.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
Person: You're so ugly.
Me: You ugly.
Person: I'm not a mirror.
Me: And I'm not your reflection.
