Reflection

Reflection Jokes

Loser

Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?

"This is a nice reflection!"

Health

Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.

Sister

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.

Mirror

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.

Mirror

At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."

Mirror

You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.

Pee

When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.

I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.

Forehead

Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."

Mirror

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

Momma

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

God

I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.

Time

One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.

Mirror

My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.

Roast

Person: You're so ugly.

Me: You ugly.

Person: I'm not a mirror.

Me: And I'm not your reflection.