Recycling Jokes

I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.

What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?

Osama Bin Laden.

Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"

How is toilet paper recycled?

Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.

I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."

Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?

I would tell you a recycling joke.

But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.

My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!

How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!

What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.

You're so poor you wash paper plates.

Did you hear of my new job as a can crusher? It's soda pressing.

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I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,

bin there, done that.

You know bins????

They're trash!

When it comes to recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.

You know why I hate paper? It's TEAR-able to the environment.