Recycling

Recycling jokes

Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"

How is toilet paper recycled?

Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.

I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."

Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?

I would tell you a recycling joke.

But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.

How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!

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When it comes to recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.