Reuse jokes

I would tell you a recycling joke.

But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.

When it comes to recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.

How is toilet paper recycled?

Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

The hooker can wash out her crack and reuse it.

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.

One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.

I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

If at first it doesn't succeed, try, try again.