Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
One time my receipt broke before I even got to my truck,
Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!
I liked my life when I first got it... Later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.
