Receding jokes
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
Your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.