Receding jokes
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Your hairline is so back down, it is in your neck.
Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 馃ぃ
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Your hairline is so ugly, it鈥檚 receding from your face to never see you.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
Your hairline goes back to China.
Your hairline goes so far back my history teacher was surprised.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.