Receding jokes
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Your hairline's so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.