Receding jokes
Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.
Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
My grandad and your hairline go way back.
Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?