Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
Receding Hairline Jokes
Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
Me and my receding hairline? Believe me, we go way back.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!