Receding jokes
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Your hairline!
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
Me and my receding hairline? Believe me, we go way back.
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Your hairline looks like a car!
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.