Receding jokes
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
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Fuck you assholes who post porn websites and dirty images. You motherfucking asswipes don't deserve to be here. Recede into your mother's basement and jerk off to anime porn with your teddybear but don't infect us with your dumbass shit.
GENESIS 8 1But God remembered Noah and all the wild animals and the livestock that were with him in the ark, and he sent a wind over the earth, and the waters receded. 2Now the springs of the deep and the floodgates of the heavens had been closed, and the rain had stopped falling from the sky. 3The water receded steadily from the earth. At the end of the hundred and fifty days the water had gone down, 4and on the sev… Read more