Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
Me and my receding hairline? Believe me, we go way back
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
