Receding

Receding jokes

Hairline

Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.

You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.

Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.

NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.

MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.

What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?

He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”

What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?

Nothing, they're both receding.

I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.

What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?

A receding hairline.