Receding

Receding jokes

You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.

Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.

NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.

MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.

What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?

He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”

What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?

Nothing, they're both receding.

I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.

What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?

A receding hairline.