My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
Real Estate Jokes
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
What is a home that can fly?
A magic house!
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"
What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠!
