Real Estate jokes
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
What is a home that can fly?
A magic house!
Memes
jake in influencer land be like (meme i made)
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"
What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠!
Memes
Community
I bought a property in Egypt and what they do for you is they give you the property
ur guest house shouldnt be less than 70 yards away from ur house. if it is, you cheap. get a bigger guest house.
if you park ur boat somewhere other than ur boathouse, u aint shit. beautify ur boathouse.