Real Estate jokes

My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.

How much does a chimney cost?

It's free cause it's on the house.

What is a home that can fly?

A magic house!

What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.

"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"

What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡

What do you call a house that isn't a house?

Not a house.

Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.

What can you do for a magic house?

Make it fly!

What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠!