Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy DROPPING HITS
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a BEAT
What's do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre
Wots the funniest joke ever? rapboat thinking he can rap.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd JUMP
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the BEET
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the BEET
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the LINES
Whys rapboat like a dog? They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE”
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his RHYMING WATCH
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT
