Rap jokes
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?
Wrapped around that tree.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.