Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Rap Jokes
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
