What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
RHYME RACING
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
