How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
MIC-AND-IKES
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
i was listening to wap in my car with my four year old cousin and she asked why they dont fix the holes in the house then my fucking boyfriend what a hoe was and pointed to me i pushed him out of the car and my other boyfriend took the front seat
