What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
