Rap

Rap jokes

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Why was the rapper always happy?

Because he lived life on the rhyme side!

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Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?

To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!

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Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?

Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!

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What did the rapper say to the vegetable?

"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"

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Why did the rapper become a weatherman?

To predict the HEAT of his next single.

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Why was the rapper always in a rush?

Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!

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Why did the rapper become a fisherman?

Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.

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Why did the rapper always carry a map?

So he could navigate his way through the rap game.

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Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?

To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.

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Why was the rapper always in good shape?

Because he never skipped a beat!

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Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

Because they were lost in the BEATS.

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What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?

Eminem-o the Great.

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Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?

Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!

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Why did the rapper take up gardening?

Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.