What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE”
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make DOUGH
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't COUNT the BARS
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick FLOW-TATION
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to CAPTURE the RAP STAR
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A BOOMBOXER
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
Chill MC
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a RAP-TITUDE for chillin'
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could NAVIGATE his way through the RAP GAME
i was listening to wap in my car with my four year old cousin and she asked why they dont fix the holes in the house then my fucking boyfriend what a hoe was and pointed to me i pushed him out of the car and my other boyfriend took the front seat
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
RHYME RACING
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats
