Rap jokes
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps?
All his comebacks take three days.