Rap jokes
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Memes
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!