Rap jokes
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
Two to the one from the one to the three, I like good pussy and I like good trees, Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, And I get more ass than a toilet seat.
Three to the one from the one to the three, I met a bad bitch last night in the D, Let me tell you how I made her leave with me, Conversation and Hennessey.
I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top, Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped, If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock, And when I bust yo ass I'ma continue to rock.
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet, It's real easy just follow the beat, Don't let that fine girl pass you by, Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
Yeah yeah.
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."