Rap jokes
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.