Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their RAP SHEETS in order
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his RHYME BOOKS
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
RHY-MOSQUITO
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL SCRUB
Two to the one from the one to the three I like good pussy and i like good trees Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe And i get more ass than a toilet seat Three to the one from the one to the three I met a bad bitch last night in the d Let me tell you how i made her leave with me Conversation and hennessey I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped If i ain't got a weapon i'ma pick up a rock And when i bust yo ass i'ma continue to rock Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet It's real easy just follow the beat Don't let that fine girl pass you by Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind
