Rap jokes
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.