Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A FLOW bee
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2) To WITHDRAW some BEATS
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 1) To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald’s drive-thru
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2) To drop some TIGHT RHYMES
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his FLOW
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their RAP SHEETS in order
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN
