What kind of paper likes music? (W)rapping paper.
Two to the one from the one to the three I like good pussy and i like good trees Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe And i get more ass than a toilet seat Three to the one from the one to the three I met a bad bitch last night in the d Let me tell you how i made her leave with me Conversation and hennessey I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped If i ain't got a weapon i'ma pick up a rock And when i bust yo ass i'ma continue to rock Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet It's real easy just follow the beat Don't let that fine girl pass you by Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind
Do you know why in france there is a cheese named formage á ràpe?
Cuz the cheese got rapped
Rapboat sez he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at mcdonalds
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A RAP SCHOLAR
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his RAP SHEET
What is the the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a RAP-TITUDE for chillin'
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't COUNT the BARS
What’s the difference between swifities and rap fans? One rap fan has a higher IQ than every swiftie combined.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad? Rap lovers get more pussy.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, i’d be more broke than the rap haters.
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday but it’s actually more of a rap
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father Orphans: dang wish I could listen to that Eminem: atleast u have a rap God To call father
Little Johnny walked to his parents room, they were having sex and Little Johnny didn’t know what that was soo, he said “What are y’all doing?” The parents replied “Umm, r-rapping presents!” . Little Johnny said “ok.” and then left. In the morning Little Johnny opened his presents, his parents said “This one is from Santa!” Little Johnny said “No it’s not, y’all said y’all were rapping the presents.” The parents said “Ohh fuck” Little Johnny replied “What mommy and daddy?” They replied “Oh nothing!” “Oh ok.” Little Johnny said. The mom whispered in the dads ears “At least he doesn’t know the truth.” Little Johnny said “What truth.”
