Rap jokes
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.