Rap jokes
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
Memes
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!