Rap jokes
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!