Rap

Rap jokes

Rapper

What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?

Snap, crackle, and RAP!

Danger

What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.

Rapper

Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?

Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!

Rapper

What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?

The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!

Rapper

Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?

He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?

So the haters could SUCK on him!

Rapper

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

Jay-Z and B.

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to the bank?

To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.

Rapper

What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?

The MIC Donald's drive-thru.

Rapper

Why did the rapper sit on the stool?

Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!

Rapper

What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?

FROSTY RHYMES!

Rapper

Why don't rappers tell secrets?

Because they always spill the beats.