Rap jokes
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Memes
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!