Rap jokes
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Memes
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!