Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an ACCOUNTANT?
Jay-Z and B
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A FLOW bee
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 1) To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald’s drive-thru
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their RHYMES
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the BEATS
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father Orphans: dang wish I could listen to that Eminem: atleast u have a rap God To call father
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday but it’s actually more of a rap
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his FLOW
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, i’d be more broke than the rap haters.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube
