Rap jokes
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
Poor biggie😔
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.