Rap jokes
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.