What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an ACCOUNTANT?
Jay-Z and B
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his RHYMING WATCH
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the BEATS
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
