Rap jokes
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
ITS THE APOCALYPSE
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag. Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad. Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad. Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass. Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass. Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass. Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass. Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that. Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at. If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac. Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat. Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.