Quid jokes

So I was on a Discord call the other day, and one of my friends, an American buddy, joined, and we had a conversation.

Until they said: "When did pounds change to quid?"

And I said: "They're the exact same thing."

Then they said: "But when did it happen?"

So I said: "When did school change to shooting range?"

I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.

Oh, don't worry, he's okay now.

But the vet charged me six quid.

I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.

Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.

But the vet charged me six quid.

Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?

A. A butt load.

Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?

"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."

Nardo Wick

"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."

What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?