Questions jokes
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman?
"When is your next blood period?"
The teacher is asking you a question.
Teacher: "If your biggest dream came true, what would you be?"
Me: "Dead."
What flowers are on your face?
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
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What's the difference between an anal and oral thermometer?
The taste.
Father, then the priest says, "Son, Holy Spirit, amen." No, I was asking you a question, Father.
What is playing with you?
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?
Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
What runs but never stops?