Quadriplegic jokes
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?
A: Right where you left 'em.
Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in 10% of their body.