Qaeda jokes

What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?

New York Jets.

What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.

What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?

They can blow themselves up.

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?

The New York Jets.

What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.

Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.

Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.

There is a feminist group in my town.

It is called Gal-Qaeda.

(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)

Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.

He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.

My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.

It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...

He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.

I've been drinking from a tall cup.

His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.

What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?

Not too sure. I just fly the drone.

Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?

'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.

Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?

They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.

What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?

It's raining planes! Hallelujah!

What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?

"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."