Qaeda jokes
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
US Marine: Knock Knock!
Al Qaeda fighter: Who's there?
US Marine: (Kicks down door, throws grenade, opens fire) FREEDOM, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?
"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."