Qaeda Jokes

There is a feminist group in my town.

It is called Gal-Qaeda.

(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)

Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?

They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.

What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?

"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."