Qaeda jokes
US Marine: Knock knock!
Al Qaeda fighter: Who's there?
US Marine: (Kicks down door, throws grenade, opens fire) FREEDOM, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.
What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?
"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.