Whats the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry? Cuz they ruined the pentagon
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 off a bet
They betted $100 that they won’t crash when they went through the twin towers
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
I've been drinking from a tall cup his teeth look like twin towers al-Qaeda Blown him up
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes my uncle died in 9/11... He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
what is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organizations favourite song? It's raining planes !hallelujah!
My dad is Aal-Qaeda and he even took a plane trip to new york in 2001.
There is a feminist group in my town
It is called Gal-qaeda
(I actually got this from the simpsons, so credit to the show)
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think hes alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.
