Purchase jokes

Whistle

I bought a wooden whistle. But it wouldn't whistle, so I bought a steel whistle. But it still wouldn't whistle. So I bought a lead whistle, but it still wouldn't lead me to whistle.

Booty

THE RIZZLER · 10 months ago

flying into that girl booty

Clock

原田 · 2 years ago

The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel shows a clock reading 10:00 and a man with a neutral expression. The bottom panel shows a clock reading 9:59 and the same man with a surprised expression. The text above reads "When you buy a clock from iraq:".

Cocaine

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Ernie looks surprised at a rectangular package while Bert stands next to him. The text says: "Ernie is astonished at the size of the brick of cocaine Bert managed to buy with this month's rent money."

Phone

KillingButterflys · 10 months ago

Bro really?

A meme featuring a distorted image of Mike Wazowski from Monsters, Inc., looking confused and slightly disgusted. The text above reads: "When you buy a cheap powerbank and your phone starts charging the powerbank".

Question

Thoughtless · 1 year ago

A text message conversation shows someone asking an "emergency question" about where to keep a baby goat that they impulsively bought. The other person replies with "WHAT THE FUCK. ...this is a joke right?" Then, there is a picture of a baby goat with the caption "This is Billy."

Celebrity

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a person with a hand-drawn, simple face over a photo of a woman on a red carpet. The text above reads: "Hello fellow humans, I am celebrity No. 2932, I believe in everything that is safe and popular with people aged 18-35. You may now praise me on the social media platform of your choice, remember to purchase my newly manufactured album."

Basement

CaptainEgg75 · 3 years ago

for real

A man in a red hoodie, MrBeast, stands in front of a staircase leading down into a basement. The text on the image says "Today I'm going to buy this basement full of children."

Guy

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a side-by-side comparison of two fluffy white animals. The left side shows a fluffy white poodle, the right side shows a larger, seemingly muscular white ferret. Below are the words: "Guy Tries to Buy Toy Poodles, Gets Fluffy, Steroid-Pumped Giant Ferrets Instead". Above the animals a news ticker reads "NUEVA MODALIDAD DE ESTAFA" and "CANICHE TOY O HURON?"

Purchase memes

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6 months ago

guys what should i buy

Heroin Monkey

1 year ago

I bought a property in Egypt and what they do for you is they give you the property

Anonymous

2 years ago

omg GUYS MY ORDER CAME

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